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Stormhaven
11-17-2004, 02:07 PM
http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/17/news/fortune500/sears_kmart/index.htm

I love that intro - <i>Kmart is buying Sears, Roebuck & Co. for $11 billion in a deal that will marry two of the nation's oldest, but troubled, retailers into the No. 3 retail chain.</i>

And although KMart is doing the buying, the company will be renamed "Sears Holdings." Guess the dual forces of Rainman and Martha Stewart were too much for them to bare.

Kerech
11-17-2004, 02:57 PM
I used to own some K-Mart stock. Back when they went bankrupt, that stock got wiped out :( I say "Bah!"

:frocket:

So, does that mean we'll see Blue Light specials at Sears now?

Panamah
11-17-2004, 03:53 PM
Hmmm... instead of being two large stores going to hell in a hand basket they can become one mega company going to hell in a hand basket!

Klath
11-17-2004, 04:02 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if K-Mart can return Sears within 10 days for a full refund...

Kerech
11-17-2004, 04:07 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if K-Mart can return Sears within 10 days for a full refund...

LOL, good one!

:clap:

Fenmarel the Banisher
11-17-2004, 05:00 PM
I hope they forget my sears card bill in the process of re-organizing.

Tiane
11-17-2004, 05:22 PM
I think they're big enough to require a shopping cart to go to hell in, rather than just a handbasket!

Panamah
11-17-2004, 10:08 PM
Actually, the thing both those stores have going for them is they own some very, very expensive real estate. Lots and lots of it.

B_Delacroix
11-18-2004, 07:53 AM
Hmmm... instead of being two large stores going to hell in a hand basket they can become one mega company going to hell in a hand basket!

What an optimist.

Ok, here are some names we came up with at work yesterday.

K and Roebuck

Kears

Sears mart