Gellman's arguments hinge on his belief that oral sex is demeaning. I personally don't believe that it is (or at least that it has to be) but...

Aaah, screw it, I don't really have a point to make. I just liked the title.

Oral Sex at the Synagogue
Uncomfortable or not, it is time for clergy to speak out about how God wants our kids to use their bodies

WEB-EXCLUSIVE COMMENTARY
By Marc Gellman
Newsweek
Updated: 1:54 p.m. ET Nov. 9, 2005

Nov. 9, 2005 - Last Sunday afternoon I had a nice chat with sixth-grade children and their parents about oral sex. Let me assure you that when I studied to be a rabbi, oral sex was not an elective in my seminary’s curriculum, but now it seems to me of much greater importance than teaching these kids how to bless a challah bread.

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If only there had been oral sex at my sunday school when I was growing up :D

Uncomfortable or not, it is time for clergy to speak out about how God wants our kids to use their bodies
:lmao:

First they preach celibacy, which the kids have listened to. Now they have to preach oral pleasuring. :lol:

So, how does one expect to speak out about how "God wants our kids to use their bodies". It's to my understanding nobody in our current life can "speak" to god. How do they expect to get that answer? It's not written in any Bible.

If only there had been oral sex at my sunday school when I was growing up :D
If you'd gone to a Catholic church you might have had the chance. :)

But I like girls...not Priests

Then it may be the time to accept women as rabin?
;)

Eridalafar

Women have been accepted as Rabbis for all but Orthodox synagogues for decades...