I can be blunt in this forum, right?

Everyone's entitled to an opinion, especially you, dear reader. Your opinions, in fact, are like gold and should be disseminated to the masses like the glorious gems of brilliance that they are. Because you have a million aa and have ridden the coat tails of an end game guild for many years, you are better than the peons, and should take every opportunity to let them know. You should do so in a sarcastic manner, though, so as to amuse your fellow gods. Your arrogance and smarminess endear you to others, and you beautifully represent the druid community to the EQ community at large with your bludgeoning wit and generally pleasant demeanor.

Anyone taking the time to express their opinion should be made to feel small, and you, dear reader, are just the hero to take on this demanding task.

The thousands of hours you have sunk into EQ will be repaid to you when you reach heaven, each in the form of a nubile virgin for your eternal enjoyment.

A virgin for each hour? Woohooo!!!

Thank you for the post Alaene.
I actually went back and reread most of your other ones and you are a gifted writer with a nack for making your point.

Keep up your posting and giving your viewpoint because without that I might miss an opportunity to rethink my stand on a topic.

The best part of reading this board is the high level of discussion without resorting to throwing stones or outright flames.

/wave
Lowerth

Sometimes some of the responses can come off a little arrogantly, and yes, Everquest knowledge will benefit you in no way except for being smarter about the game, but generally I find most of the posts helpful. Some other class boards I visit are a lot rougher, especially with newbie questions.

and have ridden the coat tails of an end game guild for many years

AWESOME,

Thanx for clearing this one up. I was under the dillusion that I have actually ( get this ) contributed to my guilds progression. Now that I have been educated to the fact that I'm simple a jackassed EQ God, I can relax on raids, sit back and let my minions do all the work and pay homage to me with Demiplane trinkets. :moon:

The thousands of hours you have sunk into EQ will be repaid to you when you reach heaven, each in the form of a nubile virgin for your eternal enjoyment.
Woohoo, my very own zerg force :)

Dear Rick James,

blah blah blah blah we don't like your ubber attitude blah
blah blah neliani needs to sleep with me blah blah.

-Woodelfous

I'm Rick James, bitch?

yes, we have been over that already!

Hahaha... :lmao:

Is this going to be a new standard for beginning a thread in this section?
Ask, "I can be ______ in this forum, right?" Then follow with a bunch of sarcasm addressing the reader as though they were whatever irritates the author of the thread. I've seen two now and it's already old and annoying.

Welcome Alei
And your first post was sarcastic and enjoyable.
Have fun and good to see you a "troll no longer"
Lowerth

Thank you, Lowe :)

Not that I am a total ass, but Alaene is eloquent. I will give her that much, but like I said before... hehe. I just hope not many threads start out that way.

Alei! *hugs* How ya been?

*Hugs Ralani* Hey! :D
Long time no see... Been doing good. Been doing the casual player thing so long, I decided to try the raiding aspect. It is a lot more fun than I ever thought it would be, hehe.
How have you been? Glad to see you are still around. =)
Seeing someone from ages ago really takes you back and makes you think about the old days lol.

I've been doing pretty good :) Moved servers last year to Morden, then they merged with Povar, so bunch of us moved again to Saryrn, to join a raiding guild here. It's been great ... and we raid 6 days a week, so thats what I spend most my time doing these days. :) Alot of the old Karana people are here too (former Night Eternal people)

Glad to see your still around too, I miss all the fun we used to have on Karana in LoDF hehe Those where the days! :) How is Ayella doing? Still playing also?

Hehehe, LoDF was my first guild - ever. :)
Ayella is doing okay. A lot of real life stuff going on and working a lot. So, pretty busy, but doing well =)

Is this going to be a new standard for beginning a thread in this section?
Ask, "I can be ______ in this forum, right?"

I can be sexy in this forum, right?

I can be sexy in this forum, right?

Sure, but Fen and Sildan kinda cornered that market. :wiggle:

Pfff.... i'm the Bill Gates of the sex market!

I use martha stewart methods to get there tho!

I use martha stewart methods to get there tho!

Jail time and dropped soap?

in an all female prison? yes.

So are you saying you're really a female?
Cause umm... that's the kind of inmates all-female prisons have. That's why they're called "all female". *grins*

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!!!


Though i looked down after my morning shower and wasn't sure if i was a dude or a chick.

If you aren't sure you're a dude or chick, then no...... You can't be sexy- In any forum. :p

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!!!


Though i looked down after my morning shower and wasn't sure if i was a dude or a chick.

Not something I'd readily run around admitting to people if I were you Woodelfous... =-x

Next time you're in the shower hon, look stern and say, "come on out you coward!" :elfbiggri

Poor Rick James?

It's scared because i spank it so much.

On a side note..... it may only be 2 inches but damnit it's as round as a can of corn.

TMI! :p

You might want to get that looked at by a professional, (a doctor not a prostitute)

the whole "can of corn" analogy is causing me to lose sleep Woodykins.

BLUNT OBJECT!!!

Niblets baby corn! :shuffle:
(no, I won't nibble on it)

Since this is a thread about arrogance....

I don't think i would let you nibble on any thing while wielding that time shield....i can't be seen with a chick that uses the quarm shield..... that's like being with a chick that has braces! ( on a side note..... ouch, braces are bad):cool:

What can I say? My luck sucks lemons! At least I'm building up dkp? *sighs wearily*

i've been slacking at posting lately but this one made me laugh :D

And here I was thinking a girl with a Quarm sheild was too good to be nibbling your nibblets... :texla:

That's what ya get for thinking.