Arienne
03-05-2006, 10:23 AM
I tend to look through Craig's List and ran across an interesting item for sale. It should sell well in the hometown GWB....
A heavenly couch - $300
This is an indeed rare find, as I recently discovered it myself. I was cleaning out my mother's attic, as she recently passed on. Amongst so many things, a dusty cot lay in waiting in the corner.
Upon inspection, I spread its wings to discover something absolutely heavenly. Upon its canvis bed, one can clearly see the impression of where a body once lay. There's no doubt that it is the impression of the "back-end" of Jesus. When compared to his stature upon the cross, there is no doubt upon the origin of the one who laid the mark on the cot.
To quote a religious infomercial I just witnessed, "You owe it to yourself. You owe it to your family. There's never been an easier way to chill with the Jesus."
Best bid on Sunday at 3:00 pm will be able to pick up this rarity.
There's also a part by the foot of the cot that may or may not resemble a church scene of kids looking at sinful magazines in the alley while a "Man of the Church" kicks sand upon their heads stating (in some unknown script), "That's the wrong good book!"
I didn't know if I should post this under collectibles or furniture. After all, it is a cot...
Serious inquiries only. No rubber-neckers.
This item has been posted by-owner.
I'll give the guy an A+ for imagination. I bet it becomes the next underpass waterstain.
A heavenly couch - $300
This is an indeed rare find, as I recently discovered it myself. I was cleaning out my mother's attic, as she recently passed on. Amongst so many things, a dusty cot lay in waiting in the corner.
Upon inspection, I spread its wings to discover something absolutely heavenly. Upon its canvis bed, one can clearly see the impression of where a body once lay. There's no doubt that it is the impression of the "back-end" of Jesus. When compared to his stature upon the cross, there is no doubt upon the origin of the one who laid the mark on the cot.
To quote a religious infomercial I just witnessed, "You owe it to yourself. You owe it to your family. There's never been an easier way to chill with the Jesus."
Best bid on Sunday at 3:00 pm will be able to pick up this rarity.
There's also a part by the foot of the cot that may or may not resemble a church scene of kids looking at sinful magazines in the alley while a "Man of the Church" kicks sand upon their heads stating (in some unknown script), "That's the wrong good book!"
I didn't know if I should post this under collectibles or furniture. After all, it is a cot...
Serious inquiries only. No rubber-neckers.
This item has been posted by-owner.
I'll give the guy an A+ for imagination. I bet it becomes the next underpass waterstain.