View Full Forums : For Sale : Classified Ads (humorous post)


SuburbanLife
02-08-2003, 11:01 AM
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

Enjoy these, I had a light chuckle