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Panamah
06-14-2003, 01:54 PM
Detect Ants... This would allow you to find out where those ants are coming from.

Destroy Ants... Like the summoned line of spells, this would detonate the targetted Ant Hive.

Invisibility to Ants... You can cast this on areas of your house to make them invisibile to ants. So, for instance, the cat food bowls wouldn't be noticed by said ants.

Wood Like Wood... This would prevent your wooden fence, decking, etc from rotting.

Beguile Crabgrass... allows you charm crabgrass and attack a noisy neighbors yard instead of yours.

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Reasons I Know I'm a druid....


Tangling Weeds (Ample evidence in my backyard)
Legacy of Bracken (I knew I should've weeded early this spring)
Regrowth (What happens after I remove Tangling Weeds)
Bladecoat (oops... how did those boysenberry bushes take hold there?)

Trevize
06-14-2003, 02:03 PM
I want self gate to bind. And bind = my house.

So I can get home from work without dealing with Rush Hour. =P

Panamah
06-14-2003, 05:01 PM
But then your car is left at work!

FyyrLuStorm
06-14-2003, 06:39 PM
Innate Camo.

I would be soooo rich.

sudawilde
06-14-2003, 06:43 PM
Animal charm...

then i could keep my cats off the counters and out of the windows

BricSummerthorne
06-14-2003, 06:54 PM
ooo, that's easy

Cure Disease
boo-boo on the knee = 1 disease counter
Ebola = 20 disease counters

Oh, and someplace to put my Nobel Peace prizes =)

TeriMoon
06-14-2003, 07:04 PM
Harmony will do for me.

Although charming the cats off the counters does have appeal.

And if I rooted the bill collectors, could I DoT them and get them to drop all the interest I've already paid?

Panamah
06-14-2003, 07:59 PM
Ok, here's one.... Root the car the just cut you off... might want to change lanes first though.

Aluaeia
06-14-2003, 08:06 PM
Snare, innate camo and charm plant.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROSEBUSHES, BWAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, and ports.

FyyrLuStorm
06-14-2003, 08:43 PM
Ya, ports would be good.

But if you had innate camo, why would you really need them?

You could take your time.

Stop and smell those charmed rosebushes.

Aluaeia
06-14-2003, 08:51 PM
Innate camo leads to traffic accidents.

I was thinking ports (ooh and soe) for travel, innate camo for eavesdropping/peeping (so I'm a pervert, sue me) and charm plant to terrorize the countryside.

Rubicaant
06-14-2003, 08:59 PM
Innate camo has merit, Ports of course, wouldnt hurt to have a few DD's, but my all time favorite would have to be Wolf form!

Rydex of Bristlebane
06-14-2003, 10:05 PM
I want a pet bear that is so weak even a baby could play with it and not get hurt.

Garrwas Badgermann
06-14-2003, 10:30 PM
Moonfire!

Bwahahaha!

LilWolf
06-15-2003, 03:26 AM
Levitate would be cool! But everyone at work would look at me funny carrying around the smelly bat wings.... And the girl in accounting... she might call the animal protective services... That !@#@! hippie!

Gwynet Woodsister
06-15-2003, 04:22 AM
SoE !

BriennaMonk
06-15-2003, 05:47 AM
Tracking!

Walking through the local mall...

Annoying_poll_taker_01 is straight ahead
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is ahead and to the left
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is to the left
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind and to the left
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind you
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind you
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind you
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind you
Annoying_poll_taker_01 is behind you
You have lost your target

:)

Or better yet, while driving to work...

Speedtrap_01 is straight ahead
*click*
The spirit of the wolf leaves you
Speedtrap_01 is to the right
Speedtrap_01 is behind you and to the right
Speedtrap_01 is behind you
Speedtrap_01 is behind you
Speedtrap_01 is behind you
You have lost your target
You feel the spirit of the wolf enter you

:)

Panamah
06-15-2003, 07:54 AM
Heh! Brienna, good ones. :)

Menlaiene
06-15-2003, 09:10 AM
SoE and ports. I hate driving!

Trevize
06-15-2003, 10:16 AM
Ya... but I ride the train to work =D.

Panamah
06-15-2003, 10:22 AM
We'd probably find out gating causes greenhouse gases or something...

BriennaMonk
06-15-2003, 10:28 AM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Ya... but I ride the train to work[/quote]

So you have the "waiting on a boat" skill in real life :)

Noliniel
06-15-2003, 03:42 PM
I want everything!
Summon food ( who needs to buy food)
Summon water (who needs to buy water?)
SOE (haha I am faster than cars)
innate camo ( sneaky!)
Summer's flame ( um..)
Harmony ( er..)
Root ( rootting people is fun!)
Snare ( let's see who run the fastest )
blah, blah

Glarnor
06-15-2003, 04:12 PM
Weather control. *evil grin*

Quelm
06-15-2003, 04:31 PM
My top 3 would be Wolfform, Treeform and Cure Disease :) I'd probably end up injuring myself with innate camo, but that'd be quite fun too.

Jinjre Meadowdancer
06-15-2003, 07:25 PM
while not exactly a druid only ability, I would love a RL /ignore list.

/ignore sister who seems to think that looks are everything.
/ignore idiot on corner spewing the venom du jour


the possibilities are staggering.

Heal, Cure Disease, Harmony, Invis, SoE (more for infravision than for speed). Ahhhh, gate/port/succor.

Aaliane
06-16-2003, 03:23 AM
I think i would want them all also. The travel line would be great as well as innate camo. Could you imagine the fun you could have in a club after everyone had been drinking and you MGB SoE? LOL

nieros
06-16-2003, 03:25 AM
See invis.... so I can see all you gits running about with init camo!!!

;)

- nieros

AsteriscoA
06-16-2003, 05:20 AM
Innate cammo all the way.

Especially useful at large family gatherings.

-Asterisco, ARo

Batou062671
06-16-2003, 08:12 AM
I'll take teleport to work and home. No more commute!

Autumn10
06-16-2003, 08:42 AM
It's not a real druid skill but I want an AE female nudity spell. :p I guess Innate Camo would work in a pinch though. ;) Weather control would also be just fine right now since we have only gotten about one day of sunshine here in the last two weeks. What a crappy spring/summer so far. :(

Luecifer
06-16-2003, 08:51 AM
innate camo for the pervert in you,
Resist disease for all for all the safe sex you can get
cure disease incase resist dosnt work
Form of the howler
Mask of the predator
SoE
Snare
couple DD's here and there
and maybe a few DoT's just for the annoying people you dont like

Luecifer
06-16-2003, 08:55 AM
scratch mask of the predator, not a druid spell, thinkin of one of them other spells

Oldoaktree
06-16-2003, 09:12 AM
Things I note about my druid...

...he never needs to sleep...

...he needs to eat and drink, but can find that stuff lying on the ground...

...never seems to need to use the restroom..

...never needs to take a shower (or maybe he really, really, really does!)...

...doesn't have any bills or steady income...

...and yet is a world traveler...

...has a bank with safe deposit boxes that transport his posessions wherever he happens to be...

...frequently (so very very frequently) rises from the dead...

...never ages...

...isn't tied down by a house, car, or job...

...has a pet that is only around when he wants it, and which doesn't ever need any care...

...can turn off the rain at will (which is a good thing considering the not having a house or car part)...

...doesn't seem to be expected by anyone to do anything at all ; ).

Deneldor2
06-16-2003, 09:19 AM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Wood Like Wood... This would prevent your wooden fence, decking, etc from rotting[/quote]

Same spell name, different effect. I could be a **** star!!

Akasierx
06-16-2003, 09:43 AM
Old hit the nail on the head =P That's what I'd like most if I were a rl Druid...course, I'd have to still have showers..cause otherwise..there's no fun in a hottub ;)

Would love SoE..for all the travelling needs..
Ports..when going to work is just too slow
Innate Camo..for all those perverse needs /whistle
Root..for annoying parents that won't get off muh arse..
Snare.. practical jokes :)

That's about it..maybe a nuke or two for morons :)

-Ikta Sentrosi
65 Storm Warden, 7th Hammer
<Fires Within>

Purestone
06-16-2003, 03:08 PM
-- SoE + extinguish fatigue....look, i'm a marathon runner!

-- Cure disease, perhaps a group one I could MGB in hospitals

-- Innate camo, just generally.

-- Ports, with some going to their original destinations in Norrath. Wouldn't really want to be trying to exp then though, I bet getting hit for 500s hurts 8o

Panamah
06-16-2003, 03:40 PM
Heh! Wood like wood...

Ok, imagining all those druid spells out there we've had some people identify new careers for themselves.... i.e. **** star with Wood like wood. Someone else would use See invis to apprehend all the criminals running around with innate camo.

Now... what about things like Forage. I mean, can you imagine what foraging would be like in modern day? You'd be going through trash cans for sure! Oh look, a half eaten ham sandwich!

Alyster Weedgrowwer
06-16-2003, 06:23 PM
I want some sort of Plant grow spell!!

Ainya
06-16-2003, 07:35 PM
SoE for fast, flighty fun...

Animal Charms would be neat too (squirrels would make cute pets)

tanyenwoodelf
06-17-2003, 09:31 AM
Innate Camo....Hello Police Officer. Run and cast.
Exodus.....Hello Police Officer. Poof I am gone.
SoE....Levi and run fast is great.
DC....Where is that mean neighborhood dog that keeps chasing me?
Gate...Nice to go home whenever
TP...Only if TP ports are located properly
Wake of Karana...Rain Again?

Coralas
06-17-2003, 10:19 AM
I'd like them all, but Harmony may come close to the top of the list.

I can imagine casting Harmony on my wife to reduce her aggro range so I can play EQ in peace. :)

The one I probably don't need is "Wind of the South"...heck, I already have that when I eat too much Mexican food. Oops, wrong type of wind. :p

Coralas Aldaron
59 Preserver of Tunare
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