Panamah
01-02-2004, 12:55 PM
A very fun thread over in EQClerics. Kaydra is quite the writer: http://eqcleric.gameglow.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17683
What? You want Druids next? Druids, OMG, Druids. Mistletoe, holly and dancing in the woods? Give me a break! Whatever BS a guy tells you when he asks you to wear tight leather pants, you know its really because he thinks you have a cute behind right? With Druids they really mean it when they say "it’s so you don’t snag the bushes and damage them". Don’t shoot the birds, don’t kill the wolves, trees are sacred and Tunare loves the bears. No wonder they take so long to level up! On top of this, they have absolutely no idea about romance and treating a lady right – pick flowers for you – god forbid (literally). A druid's idea of fun is bandaging a tree, feeding an orphan wolf or sticking their arms up a bears behind - why do they do that?. Anyway, no matter how dippy they seem, and listen carefully to this girls, never, ever go to one of their festivals. They tell you "it’s just a bit of a dance" and "have a glass of this nice elderberry wine" and next thing you know your stark naked and taking part in a mass orgy. I couldn’t walk for a week.
What? You want Druids next? Druids, OMG, Druids. Mistletoe, holly and dancing in the woods? Give me a break! Whatever BS a guy tells you when he asks you to wear tight leather pants, you know its really because he thinks you have a cute behind right? With Druids they really mean it when they say "it’s so you don’t snag the bushes and damage them". Don’t shoot the birds, don’t kill the wolves, trees are sacred and Tunare loves the bears. No wonder they take so long to level up! On top of this, they have absolutely no idea about romance and treating a lady right – pick flowers for you – god forbid (literally). A druid's idea of fun is bandaging a tree, feeding an orphan wolf or sticking their arms up a bears behind - why do they do that?. Anyway, no matter how dippy they seem, and listen carefully to this girls, never, ever go to one of their festivals. They tell you "it’s just a bit of a dance" and "have a glass of this nice elderberry wine" and next thing you know your stark naked and taking part in a mass orgy. I couldn’t walk for a week.