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Panamah
01-02-2004, 12:55 PM
A very fun thread over in EQClerics. Kaydra is quite the writer: http://eqcleric.gameglow.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17683

What? You want Druids next? Druids, OMG, Druids. Mistletoe, holly and dancing in the woods? Give me a break! Whatever BS a guy tells you when he asks you to wear tight leather pants, you know its really because he thinks you have a cute behind right? With Druids they really mean it when they say "it’s so you don’t snag the bushes and damage them". Don’t shoot the birds, don’t kill the wolves, trees are sacred and Tunare loves the bears. No wonder they take so long to level up! On top of this, they have absolutely no idea about romance and treating a lady right – pick flowers for you – god forbid (literally). A druid's idea of fun is bandaging a tree, feeding an orphan wolf or sticking their arms up a bears behind - why do they do that?. Anyway, no matter how dippy they seem, and listen carefully to this girls, never, ever go to one of their festivals. They tell you "it’s just a bit of a dance" and "have a glass of this nice elderberry wine" and next thing you know your stark naked and taking part in a mass orgy. I couldn’t walk for a week.

Regnon
01-02-2004, 01:09 PM
and listen carefully to this girls, never, ever go to one of their festivals. They tell you "it’s just a bit of a dance" and "have a glass of this nice elderberry wine" and next thing you know your stark naked and taking part in a mass orgy. I couldn’t walk for a week.


I thought this was a Frat Party?

Scirocco
01-02-2004, 02:00 PM
LOL.... :rolling:

TauTropfen
01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
Where do I have to sign up for one of those festivals? :)

Tinsi
01-02-2004, 04:01 PM
Awsome!

Araxx Darkroot
01-03-2004, 05:12 AM
"I couldn’t walk for a week."

Our secret is out!

Xianin
01-03-2004, 10:06 PM
We seem to be lacking those festivles on the Luclin server.

Vindler
01-03-2004, 11:13 PM
They don't call it wood for nothing :lol

Koldriana
01-03-2004, 11:16 PM
Woot! I'm thinking I need to be finding me some of those :p

Solice Farwalker
01-05-2004, 01:28 AM
Ninja nooky? Oooooo... I knew those monks were not to be trusted!!!

katinka
01-05-2004, 02:21 AM
Saw that thread a while ago, and it was the funniest thing I read in like, forever. That chick is hilarous ! :p

nuther
01-06-2004, 02:13 PM
The Quon was the funniest, but that was good too.

The Quon
02-09-2004, 01:07 PM
Speaking of The Quon, guess who's back?

The Quon on the classes part 1 lets druids know where they sit in the eyes of the great MC.

www.TheQuon.net

Glynna1
02-09-2004, 03:28 PM
Haha that was some great reading. How did they know that about us female wood elves. Hey you men please leave the room!

Panamah
02-09-2004, 04:16 PM
There's a new thread going now. Unfortunately druids aren't being treated well this time around... but on the plus side, neither are wizards!