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Jinjre
04-15-2004, 09:43 AM
(simple game, answer which option you'd go for, then create a set of options of your own)
Death is not an option:
sex with Rush Limbaugh
or
sex with your sibling
Panamah
04-15-2004, 10:15 AM
Oh god! Dr. Kevorkian where are you when I need you? I guess I'd choose Rush Limbaugh. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Death is not an option:
You get notified that the IRS is going to closely audit 7 years worth of tax return and they ask for all your receipts.
Or
You must give birth to a 15 pound baby (yes, even if you're a man)
King Burgundy
04-15-2004, 11:37 PM
IRS, definitely. I have 4 boxes filled with receipts/statements/etc. If they really want to sort through all that ****, its all theirs! :)
Death is not an option:
Go blind.
Or
Go deaf.
Go deaf. You can always turn up the bass and feel the music, but being blind, I'd never be able to play a video game again.
1. Eat a dog poo bonbon (think American Wedding)
- or -
2. Swallow a live grasshopper.
Jinjre
04-15-2004, 11:40 PM
Go deaf. I'm already halfway there. After the surgeries I had 2 weeks ago, the first 2-3 days I was totally deaf. It's a very isolative world, but in some regards, it was nice to finally be able to hear myself think.
Death is not an option:
Lick the bellybutton of a large hairy truckdriver
or
eat a can of crisco with a spoon.
harvey the dog
04-16-2004, 12:40 AM
I would have to be forced to choose the belly button on the fatty cause the very THOUGHT of eating a can of crisco with a spoon makes me think chundery thoughts...
Death is not an option:
Accidentally go to school and sit halfway through first period before you realize you forgot to put on either pants OR underpants...
or
Rip a big nasty, underwear dirtying, roll the windows down in the car fart...in the middle of your very first kiss...
Chenier
04-16-2004, 11:33 AM
I remember one day in the 4th grade, I was wearing a skirt to school and I realized about 10am that I *had* forgotten to wear underwear. O.o!
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