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Aerokella
09-30-2004, 12:03 PM
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "****"

jtoast
09-30-2004, 12:13 PM
I guess thats better than

Wife:
"Would she wear my clothes?"

Husband:
"No, shes much thinner and her breasts are bigger so they wouldn't fit."

B_Delacroix
10-01-2004, 08:01 AM
I've seen or heard this one before.

Sounds like something I'd say to point out how silly the conversation is anyway.