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02-11-2008, 04:02 PM
My goal every raid night is to tell a really bad tree joke or pun but now I am running out.

Ones I've used
:::In water::Look I'm drift wood
::debuff turn me red::: Look I'm a Red wood
::dies::: deadwood
I am going out on a branch here and say I rock
If we go an slower I am going to root in place
::up against a wall:: I am wall flower
I am a sap for epics
I am going to turn over a new leaf and tank

I need more super corny tree jokes and puns :)

02-12-2008, 01:09 AM
Thoes are good, now I'll be in calss thinking of stupid crap to come up with lol. If your on fire you can say "FORREST FIRE". I dunno i know its lame but i just though that up on the spot.

02-12-2008, 05:32 AM
Broccoli form, lol.

02-12-2008, 06:40 AM
Tell the ferals to use you as a scratching post. ;)

I used to have a macro that said something like "sharpens claws on *name's* bark" that I'd use whenever around a tree friend, hehe.

02-12-2008, 09:08 AM
Hey... my bark is worse than my bite!!!!

*When dead* Hey... wood you mind helping me up here?

02-12-2008, 10:53 AM
I used to run around /yelling "I've got wood!" during Shade in KZ back when I was Resto.

It's a classic.

When logging at the end you can say:

"I'm leaf'ing. See ya!"
"Gonna pack up my trunk and leaf."


02-12-2008, 03:34 PM
Ones the guilds used on me :(

Lets turn Wynn in to a tree house
Grab an ax so we can get some motes off Wynn
Are bear tank calls me scratching post
Someone set Wynn on fire the cooks need to make food.
Wynn is as dumb as a board

This is what I get being are only tree

02-29-2008, 01:06 PM
Broccoli form, lol.

ROFL ... I'm totally going to macro my tree form shapeshift to add /yell "Broccoli form FTW!" when I get home from work!