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05-22-2000, 06:52 PM
Whenever I go to mcdonalds they always put that flimsy-ass plastic cover on my cokes too loose. Then I'm driving down the road, and I reach for a cool, refreshing sip of the ol' bubblay... Only to spill it all over myself. And it always lands so it looks like I wet myself... ARGH! Come on people, I took five years of spanish just so you would keep the damn mustard off my happy meals, the least you could do is screw on a damn lid.

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL with cooking shows. I'll see something damn tasty looking, but what's the point? I forget the ingredients as soon as the show is over. Clue me in, to people actually cook while the show is on? Those damn chefs work so fast. And when they put something in to cook it, they already have one done so that they don't have to wait for it to cook. ?!?!?! For the folks at home to keep up pace they would have to have already cooked it, and how could they have done that without first watching the cooking show?!?!?!

Oh yeah, and what's up with movies lately? Teen sex comedy this, Teen sex comedy that. I tell you what teen life isn't anything like that. We're all butt ugly and the girls spit in our faces. When was the last time they released a good old fashioned, 50 foot preying mantis-decapitating people on the streets movie? I can't even remember.

Oh BTW I think druids need a little tweaking in EQ.

05-22-2000, 07:27 PM
Great post!

Tandayen Mistwalker
05-28-2000, 08:39 AM
ROFL! that is so great! you gotta love mcdonalds!

05-30-2000, 11:09 AM
Personally I'm a Burger King fan.. Only because you can squeeze about 9/10's the grease needed to Grease an entire Tank in the armed forces. Not mention I don't Fancy the idea that they promote their product's with a Red headed clown that Never has been seen actually Eating the very product it promoting.. Plus If Grimas is the result of drinking shakes from that place... I'd never get laid. None the less you have a point with the lids.. however! If you constintly go back for more... then you fall victim to the hands of Stupidity. However I do like you post. Just my input....

Phizza Phew

06-02-2000, 07:04 AM
Honestly! once i ruined a keyboard of those stupid lids! I was drinking some sprite, my cat leaps up on to the desk my computers on, his tail swishes and knocks down the soda and BIZZT! Bye bye keyboard! And really with is with those teen sex movies?!?!?! HOW ABOUT THOSE STUPID DERECTORS SHOVE THOSE MOVIES UP THEIR ASSES!!! DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

/em takes out a big Bloodforge hammer and leaps at the derectors and script writers


Begins to cast a spell...
A movie Derector00 is engulfed in a swarm

Crushes a script writer for 19 damage

Begins to cast a spell
A script writer01 has been snared

Crushes a script write01 for 23 damage
You have slain a Script writer!

begins to cast a spell
A movie derector is englfed in a swarm

....5 ticks later....

You have slain a movie derector!
You gain experiance!

TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

/em stomps on the ashes of the script writer

06-02-2000, 11:11 AM
Hehe yeah, about Burger King... I think it was a few years back, but they changed the recipe to their fries.

Now it's more like eating lobster than fries... they are SO FRIGGIN crispy and hard... I almost chipped my tooth on them the other day.

OH BTW... I was in Giant the other day, and in the cereal aisle low and behold, I saw POKEMON CEREAL- it's frosted cheerios with little pokemarshmallows in it.

If this isn't the end of the world I don't know what is.

06-02-2000, 06:47 PM
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/Em leaps at the inventor of pokemon and begins to choke him

WHY WONT YOU ******* DIE YOU *****!!!!!!!!!!!!

/em takes out a short sword and beheads the inventor of pokemon

MUHAHHAHAHA THAT THAT YOU ******** *****!!!!!!!

06-03-2000, 12:38 AM
I rather like Pikachu...*sighs*

I can't eat at Burger King-they changed their cooking oil (again!), and I keep reacting to sadly, I'm now left to Jack in the Crack, or Taco Smell if I want something to nibble on.

Captin Jakbal
06-09-2000, 04:16 AM
I rather like BK french fries better than McD's. Probably b/c I spent three years of my youth handing McD fries out and can tell how old one is (in seconds) just by looking at it (I know this is a ridiculous claim).

I guess that the last '50 foot praying mantice' movie would have to be God-zilla from a summer or two back, which wasn't very good, methinks.

It seems to me that there is a new trend in movies (well, maybe not new). There are the teen-sex movies, the shoot'em'ups, and the wacked-oud ending moviese. For instance, 6th Sense, Fight Club, and Usual Suspects (from awhile ago). I like those movies a lot. THe teen sex and shoot em ups I can do without.

Evertime I write one of these messages, I always end it like I do with an email, (enter) (enter) -(personal name). I have to delete that everytime and let me sig take over ;)

06-13-2000, 08:52 AM
I remember the first time I had the new BK fries. They tasted horrible and old so I made them make me a fresh batch. Tasted 'em again. Still tasted old. Sigh. Wendys fries rule!

06-15-2000, 06:09 AM
mmm Wendy's fries...

I love 'em, they are somewhere between shoestring fries and steak fries, and they are the only type of fry I can stand to use ketchup on.

05-02-2001, 05:41 PM
Just to put everyone's fast food rants into perspective :)

Anyone see that home movie that was shown on various funny-shows about the poor guy whose job it was to pick up elephant poo at the zoo? The elephant decided to sit down while the guy was standing behind him .. the guy enjoyed a close-up view of the elephant's internal nether regions .. was buried to his neck in the elephant's anus .. this is a true story ..

Just something to think about next time you feel life's not fair .. SOMEONE out there has it worse ;-P


Alicard Lonewolf II
05-03-2001, 06:04 AM
"I love 'em, they are somewhere between shoestring fries and steak fries, and they are the only type of fry I can stand to use ketchup on. "

what the hell? The fries taste soo good you can use kethcup on them? wouldn't it make more sense if they taste so good you DON'T smother them in ketchup? /punt

05-10-2001, 09:57 PM
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05-11-2001, 07:14 AM
My wife likes cooking shows (I think they suck). If she thinks the recipes sound good, she goes on the internet and prints them out.

05-16-2001, 06:44 AM
lol, I saw that one with the elephant, I think it took 3 guys to pull his head out....Hehe
28th lvl Druid

05-16-2001, 07:59 AM

I love cooking shows! It gives me new ideas. I will be attending culinary school this fall so for me they are great.

As for BK's fries: THEY SUCK!! nuf said.

05-30-2001, 07:43 PM
I posted this May 22 2000, over a year ago... jeez Rants isn't visited often lol.

But I STAND FIRM on all my viewpoints, and now I have come to hate Mcdonald's even more, thanks to their crappy efforts to inflate the menu.

Fruit Parfait WTF, salad shakers... Mcdonald's serving something healthy? Something's suspicious about this, I think they are smuggling the shakers straight from Fresh Fields or something.

And what happened to the McClean deluxe, they have something against dieters? Oh well.

Oh and PEARL HARBOR... the first half was a romance! Jeez, it was like sitting through a double feature... a chick flick then a decent movie. Kinda pissed me off.

Cloudane Trihart
06-02-2001, 03:21 PM

Guess I'm "a little late" to this thread Mylo, but that's one damn funny post :)
Has anyone suggested you should become a stand-up comedian?

<voice type="old man"> Eee I don't know, we can put a man on the moon, yet we can't secure a plastic lid onto a carton of cola. </voice>
I'm more of a KFC man myself. Mmm... twister and donuts....

Oh, I'm actually rather fond of Pikachu *looks at avatar*
Meh... I'm a soft wuss... so sue me ;)

06-27-2001, 11:31 AM
I LOVE movies with surprise endings......"The Usual Suspects" is one of my favorites....well....pretty much anything with Kevin Spacey is a guarenteed Like (Except American Beauty....Ill be honest I didnt much care for it, I mean it was ALRIGHT but not Collection worthy nes pas?).
As to the subject of fast food joints.....Im a Jack in the Crack Junkie... and Arby's...I eat hella Arby's....Sonics not bad either...have you ever HAD one of their Chili Cheese Coneys? They are seriously muchable. Anyway....enough rambling...

~~ Sarajax, 15th Druid
<Forces of Light>
Bristlebane Server

07-13-2001, 03:44 AM
I loath BKs french fries. Even fresh out of the fryer they suck.

Wendy's are my favorite. I can even eat them without ketchup.

McDonalds are very tasty also.

Curley fries from Arbys are good also, but their regular fries blow.

Rally's also has good fries.

01-16-2002, 06:59 PM
Mylo says: AND WHAT IS THE DEAL with cooking shows.

You watch the show as a "preview" to see if it's an item you can/would like to make. Then, at the end they will repeat the ingredients if you want to write it down. Plus, sometimes it's just about learning a few techniques, not an entire recipe. It's kind of like the tech shows that show you how to do X or Y.