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Panamah
09-29-2005, 03:02 PM
A penguin is driving down the road when his car starts to give him all
kinds of trouble...the engine sputters, steam pours out of his hood and
there's fluids pouring out on the road. He pulls into a garage and the
mechanic tells him it'll be at least a half-hour until he can even tell
him what the problem is.

The penguin walks around, has a cup of coffee and then comes across an
ice cream shop, where he orders a double vanilla cone, getting it all
over his face. He goes back to the garage and asks the mechanic if he's
found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and tells him 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'

The penguin says 'No! No! Really, I just had an ice cream cone!'

Stormhaven
09-29-2005, 03:02 PM
Old joke, I got that one sent around when I was still on BBS's!

Panamah
09-29-2005, 03:04 PM
When you get to be my age, old jokes become new again every few years. :p

Arienne
09-29-2005, 04:36 PM
It's a FAKE! Everyone knows that penguins don't drink coffee! Sheesh! :rolleyes: