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jtoast
11-14-2005, 10:09 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1610865.html?menu=news.technology
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Boffins have invented a sex toy that connects up to an iPod and vibrates in time to the music.
The vibrations get faster as the music gets louder on the £25 iBuzz, reports the Sun Online.
Ali Carnegie, of adult-store www.LoveHoney.co.uk, said the firm is already on the verge of selling out of the bullet-sized device before Christmas.
She said its inconspicuous design has been a big winner with women and claims the sex toy, totally unrelated to Apple, is perfect for giving users "big smiles on their way to work".
Jessamy Hawley, of Gadget Candy - a technology website aimed at women - believes combining two female passions is sure to prove a No1 hit.
She added: "The iPod is this era's must-have accessory, while a vibrator is a timeless addition to every girl's gadget drawer.
"Entwine the two and you've got the ultimate cheeky Christmas stocking filler."
Jinjre
11-14-2005, 10:55 AM
Brings a whole new concept to the song "Bolero". As if the movie "10" didn't cause a big enough problem for that piece.
Tinsi
11-14-2005, 11:16 AM
Bohemian Rhapsody, anyone? ;)
Kerech
11-14-2005, 11:18 AM
OMG!
Now with iPods being able to show movies and the **** industry gearing up to supply movies for iPods... I bet it's not long before we see a male version of this :)
Panamah
11-14-2005, 11:19 AM
1812 Overature might be.... climatic!
jtoast
11-14-2005, 11:25 AM
In other news, Itunes crashes due to server overload.
Thicket Tundrabog
11-14-2005, 11:41 AM
Why do I think that this stocking stuffer would be mainly bought by guys for gals? How many women would actually buy this for themselves? :)
I can see it now. "Woman dies while listening to Wipeout by the Surfaris".
This is too much fun isn't it. Stocking fillers, good vibrations, just the thought of all the smiling women with glazed expressions sitting on the bus to work.
Why do I think that this stocking stuffer would be mainly bought by guys for gals? How many women would actually buy this for themselves?
I've no idea why you think that at all. Plenty of these will be bought by gals for gals.
Arienne
11-14-2005, 12:52 PM
Why do I think that this stocking stuffer would be mainly bought by guys for gals? How many women would actually buy this for themselves? :) *laugh* Now THAT statement was PURE male ego...
Thicket Tundrabog
11-14-2005, 01:08 PM
*laugh* Now THAT statement was PURE male ego...
Heh... any guy that bought this for his girl would either have a huge male ego, or buy it as a joke.
Tinuvieyl Gilthoniel
11-16-2005, 11:50 PM
Wow, I might actually start listening to techno.
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-17-2005, 12:03 AM
1812 Overature might be.... climatic!
Which climate would you suppose?
Temperate or Tropical?
Jinjre
11-17-2005, 10:05 AM
Heh... any guy that bought this for his girl would either have a huge male ego, or buy it as a joke.
Heh... any guy who bought this for his girl, might just find himself being supplanted in the boudoir. For several days at least ;)
Not tonight dear, I've got a headache. I'll just listen to some music on my ipod instead.
Tinsi
11-17-2005, 01:25 PM
Not tonight dear, I've got a headache. I'll just listen to some music on my ipod instead.
Classic :)
Panamah
11-17-2005, 01:32 PM
Surely you meant "classical".
Dayuna
11-17-2005, 02:05 PM
Flight of the Bumblebee anyone? =p
oddjob1244
11-17-2005, 10:53 PM
This thread needs to archived.
Grenoble
11-22-2005, 05:03 PM
Oh, baby, a little "Black Dog" by Zeppelin..........
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-22-2005, 07:43 PM
Kashmir instead of Black Dog.
Arienne
11-22-2005, 08:30 PM
Ha ha ha ha!! Guys have so little clue what woman want. And NOW they're trying to figure out what music women prefer. Sooooo funny!
Thicket Tundrabog
11-23-2005, 02:05 PM
Ha ha ha ha!! Guys have so little clue what woman want. And NOW they're trying to figure out what music women prefer. Sooooo funny!
Maybe it's because women have so little clue what they want... /e ducks and runs for cover :grin:
Panamah
11-23-2005, 02:08 PM
I know what I want!
A self stirring pot.
Grenoble
11-23-2005, 02:10 PM
Ha ha ha ha!! Guys have so little clue what woman want. And NOW they're trying to figure out what music women prefer. Sooooo funny!
Yeah. Course, I'm a woman, and I know what I prefer, hence "Black Dog". "Orion" by Metallica be nice, too.
I love Kashmere, but I'm writing a fantasy book I'm trying to get published, and there's a chase scene that, when I wrote it, Kashmere ran through my head as the background music. It would be really distracting :tongue:
Klath
11-23-2005, 02:12 PM
I know what I want!
A self stirring pot.
If you put one of these devices in a pot and play Moby Dick, that should get things stirring.
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-23-2005, 04:29 PM
Ha ha ha ha!! Guys have so little clue what woman want. And NOW they're trying to figure out what music women prefer. Sooooo funny!
Who says it is JUST for women?
Soooo funny!
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-23-2005, 04:39 PM
Ha ha ha ha!! Guys have so little clue what woman want. And NOW they're trying to figure out what music women prefer. Sooooo funny!
And even it IS just for a woman, when was the last time you helped a woman orgasm? Kashmir starts off nice and slow, in a rhythmic pattern and pace, building, back and forth, and building, increasing in pattern and complexity. Building, faster, building, back and forth, faster,...and building until it reaches the climactic crescendo, and then denouement.
Now the real problem is that the song is only 8 and a half minutes long.
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-23-2005, 04:41 PM
Just read the fine print.
PLEASE NOTE: This product can not be shipped to the North America or Canada.
Arienne
11-23-2005, 06:45 PM
Now the real problem is that the song is only 8 and a half minutes long.S'ok. Still 6 minutes longer than what we've gotten used to.
Fyyr Lu'Storm
11-23-2005, 08:05 PM
S'ok. Still 6 minutes longer than what we've gotten used to.
I am sorry to hear that for you, Arienne.
Tinuvieyl Gilthoniel
11-23-2005, 11:41 PM
And even it IS just for a woman, when was the last time you helped a woman orgasm? Kashmir starts off nice and slow, in a rhythmic pattern and pace, building, back and forth, and building, increasing in pattern and complexity. Building, faster, building, back and forth, faster,...and building until it reaches the climactic crescendo, and then denouement.
So Fyyr. . . what are you doing Saturday night;)
Panamah
11-24-2005, 12:08 AM
S'ok. Still 6 minutes longer than what we've gotten used to.
*snort* If I had a soda, it'd have been sprayed.
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