Allegretta
03-31-2006, 10:47 AM
Hello. I'm here to provide your transportation to one of the exotic locales served by the Druid Porting Consortium. AirAllegretta has been meeting your travel needs in Norrath and on Luclin for 50 levels.
Platinum Club - automatically accorded to levels 65+. Being a platinum flyer means you are given credit for having your own EB and invisibility OR having the sense to ask for them. It is assumed you know what is needed to get through the zone where we're going, and that you will ask questions without being prompted by your porter. If you're a slow zoner, the group may or may not wait for you at each zone in, depending on the zone's environment. There will be minimal babysitting from the porter, and few-to-no remarks of "Is everyone okay?" "Are we all together?" "Everybody have his EB equipped?" "Remember not to click off SoE." All buffs available, but will have to be specifically requested.
Tour Guide Club - automatically accorded to levels 50-64. A brief rundown of where we're going, how we'll get there, what buffs you may need on the trip (EB, SoE, invis, etc.). Will ask once, maybe twice, if there are any questions. All buffs available upon request, and group travel buffs will be cast automatically.
I'm-Your-Mother Club - given to those 49 and under. Will automatically cast buffs on each member of the party such as lev, sow, see invis, EB, and invis. Will require that each member of the party respond to questions before proceeding. Will be sure that group is together before proceeding one inch.
NOTE: Upon request, any club membership may be accorded to any level group. Be aware, however, that if I have to upgrade a 65+-level group to the I'm-Your-Mother Club, there WILL be an increase in snide remarks, eye rolling, and heavy sighs. Unfortunately, the porter's officer chat channel will bear the brunt of the porter's displeasure.
Thank you for flying AirAllegretta, and have a nice day.
Platinum Club - automatically accorded to levels 65+. Being a platinum flyer means you are given credit for having your own EB and invisibility OR having the sense to ask for them. It is assumed you know what is needed to get through the zone where we're going, and that you will ask questions without being prompted by your porter. If you're a slow zoner, the group may or may not wait for you at each zone in, depending on the zone's environment. There will be minimal babysitting from the porter, and few-to-no remarks of "Is everyone okay?" "Are we all together?" "Everybody have his EB equipped?" "Remember not to click off SoE." All buffs available, but will have to be specifically requested.
Tour Guide Club - automatically accorded to levels 50-64. A brief rundown of where we're going, how we'll get there, what buffs you may need on the trip (EB, SoE, invis, etc.). Will ask once, maybe twice, if there are any questions. All buffs available upon request, and group travel buffs will be cast automatically.
I'm-Your-Mother Club - given to those 49 and under. Will automatically cast buffs on each member of the party such as lev, sow, see invis, EB, and invis. Will require that each member of the party respond to questions before proceeding. Will be sure that group is together before proceeding one inch.
NOTE: Upon request, any club membership may be accorded to any level group. Be aware, however, that if I have to upgrade a 65+-level group to the I'm-Your-Mother Club, there WILL be an increase in snide remarks, eye rolling, and heavy sighs. Unfortunately, the porter's officer chat channel will bear the brunt of the porter's displeasure.
Thank you for flying AirAllegretta, and have a nice day.