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Swiftfox
09-28-2006, 10:19 PM
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52189
here's their reasoning
But she did tell Norwegian Broadcasting NRK that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not "good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet."
Umm wtf. :bs:
Urinals .. they're a good thing.
Swiftfox
09-28-2006, 10:27 PM
You can make it like a game.
http://www1.cs.columbia.edu/~sedwards/photos/germany200603/picfolio/midnails/20060308-6588%20Soccer%20Goal%20Urinal.jpg
This is too funny for me not too link too
http://www.bruner.net/blog/archives/urinal-art-small.jpg
Jinjre
09-29-2006, 10:39 AM
That last pic would be enough to give me 'shy bladder'.
I know parents who use toilet paper that comes with little 'bullseye' patterns on it to teach their sons aim - they float a sheet of it on the top of the water and tell the little boys to aim at it.
I'm very glad I have a husband who leaves a 'pleasant toilet' behind when he's done.
Panamah
09-29-2006, 10:43 AM
Elderly men have their issues....
Aldarion_Shard
09-29-2006, 02:46 PM
This would be a sensible policy only in a world where young girls are told that under no circumstances are they allowed to use the 'hover' method. Ever.
The messiest man in the world cant do the damage that a single hovering woman can.
Panamah
09-29-2006, 03:11 PM
Tell me about it! I have to inspect the toilet seat at work. There's always at least one hoverer in every office. *grrr*
Fyyr Lu'Storm
09-29-2006, 05:53 PM
World Net Daily is what you get when you cross a bunch of evangelical christians and the World Weekly News.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
It is not a reliable news source.
It is not news.
The Landover Baptists would be outraged too: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html
1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue) to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is a secret hobby that homosexuals use in their daily lives. It is a scientific fact that when needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits. But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro) penises. Such calisthenics are neither necessary nor advisable for men who have no intention of squatting over an engorged penis. As soon as your child is able to walk on two feet, you must make that sure he is taught to stand proudly in front of a private or public toilet seat, and to speak not a word, especially in response to the coy whispers of Catholic priests in the next stall.
Fyyr Lu'Storm
09-29-2006, 06:09 PM
Pons, your site is a satire site.
World Daily News is real, or tries to be real.
Aidon
09-29-2006, 06:58 PM
If I were a boy there, I'd just piss in the corner of whatever classroom I was in, until they gave me a bathroom I could stand in while peeing.
**** those cunts.
Tinsi
09-30-2006, 06:11 AM
Yes, it's true. They're shooting at the synagogue in Oslo, the prices of electricity are going to skyrocket as winter approaches, the national budget is right around the corner, one of our most famous entertainer died yesterday, it's one year to the day from the publishing of the mohammed charicatures in Danish and Norwegian papers, and this.. this is what they fill our papers with and actually spend time and money on debating in political fora.
Yey for priorities.
Panamah
09-30-2006, 01:18 PM
Pons, your site is a satire site.
World Daily News is real, or tries to be real.
Hopefully Pons knew that. :p
Fyyr Lu'Storm
09-30-2006, 04:44 PM
I dunno.
I just read a report that Al Gore just gave a speech to the UN where he says that second hand smoking is responsible for global warming.
And it looks like a legitimate report. But I can't get any confirmation other than from The Drudge Report.
I still think it is a The Onion type thing.
I mean Drudge is the guy who blew open the Monica/Clinton story before anyone else would even look at it. And he turned out to be right, and just took some prodding and cajoling for the media to report on it. But that does not mean he is not a whacko.
You never know sometimes.
lol I knew it was a satire site. But it's hilarious if there was any doubt.
Tinsi
10-01-2006, 05:48 AM
lol I knew it was a satire site. But it's hilarious if there was any doubt.
Satire or not - this is pretty much true. So sad :/
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