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Panamah
10-05-2006, 01:29 PM
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see
a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin
and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we
have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge.

He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.

Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully
recovered.

Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet
revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"

Fyyr Lu'Storm
10-05-2006, 04:26 PM
lol

Zacory
10-05-2006, 04:42 PM
I wonder if Frank barely escaped with his life after meeting the Polar Bear!

Panamah
10-05-2006, 04:44 PM
My suggestion to Frank is to "Grin and bear it". :p

Thicket Tundrabog
10-06-2006, 08:15 AM
My suggestion to Frank is to "Grin and bear it". :p

Don't you mean "Grin and bare it" ?

Panamah
10-06-2006, 09:23 AM
Could go either way in this case. :)

Panamah
10-06-2006, 11:25 AM
An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

dedra
10-06-2006, 12:24 PM
There are two eldery men sitting on a bridge fishing and they can see a funeral procession approaching. One of the men stands up, takes his hat off and places it over his heart. The other man looked at him with a puzzled look and said, "What are you doing?". The man looked back and said, "I was married to her for 50 years, this is the least I can do".

Aidon
10-07-2006, 12:02 AM
A man was driving through the Arizona desert when he came upon an old Navajo man walking along the side of the road. So the driver stopped and offered the Navajo a ride, which was accepted. Throughout the trip the driver attempted to strike up a conversation with the Native American next to him, but to no avail. Finally, after a while, the Navajo man looks at a brown bag that has been resting between the two men the entire trip and asks the driver what's in the bag.

The driver shruged and told the Navajo, "I got a bottle of wine for my wife."

To which the old Navajo responded, "Good Trade."

Klath
10-27-2006, 01:53 PM
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Panamah
10-27-2006, 02:00 PM
LOL! So true.