I kid you not!
http://www.efindoutthetruth.com/Diversion_Safes.htm
The "Underwear / Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Underwear / Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).
http://www.efindoutthetruth.com/Brief_Diversion_Safe.jpg

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs
At last, something to thwart those wily crotch sniffing thieves.

real question is can you wear those fashionable briefs!

Chicks dig it. one look at those undies right before they hit the floor for an arousing makeout session, will make her realize her special person is unkempt and is in desperate need of tender loving care, both in and out of the bed. Such a special moment, can only be characterized as beautiful, as she breaks out the scrubbing bubbles in an effort to rid such glamorous underwear of such an unruly stain.

There was a time with the great boxers, briefs, commando, thong debate, will be ushered in no more. No longer will thongs be sexy, nor the surprise of going commando, or the nice comfort of a set of flannel boxers, keeping you warm, yet, oh so loose and ready. ladies be warned you are now dealing with a special individual.

That is a pretty awful stain. Maybe the wearer should seek medical attention.

This was my favorite!


A UNIQUE AND TERRIFIC ADD-ON!!!!
These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations".
Use only with utmost discretion.

Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.


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Who would want to touch the money after its been hiding in a article that smelled like diarrhea? I know I wouldnt even if it was my own money...

Seriously how many places really dont accept plastic that you'd find yourself carrying around that much cash?

I never have more then 40 on me in cash, and it usually sits there for months at a time until I hit the rare place that cant accept plastic.