Hide the sploits and prime solo spots!

Raise the banners of outrage and bitterness!

Oh yeah..I'm still waiting for you to prance nekkid through EFP Absor.

Visions of Lil' Teapots dance in my head....

Hide the halflings! No wait... build a barricade out of 'em.

Send in the wood elves and Ladies of the Thong to feed him grapes?

The Ladies of the Thong are ...um...otherwise occupied at the moment....;)

!

I shoulda been a Thong girl, I never get any..

Teri -

I don't think anyone is going to touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! :)

a girl has needs is all I'll say...when you get to my age you will understand.

Too.... much.... info...
:p

Sounds to me that Teri actually WANTS to be touched by a pole. :p

So, Divina, do you <em>know</em> anyone with a 39-and-a-half foot pole?

Inquiring minds want to know...:)

What I want to know is -- How did you come with Absor as a name. Important stuff here.

He's the illegitimate son of Trogdor!

ABSOOOOOR!

Nerfinating the EQ land,

ABSOOOOOOOOR!

A 39.5 foot tall Pole would own in European basketball association, if there is such a thing!

Absor.....

Sounds like a boo boo on the tummy.

<em>DUCKS</em>

I agree with Teri- women have needs. I hereby offer myself selflessly to fulfill those needs.

/smile

I have needs!

I need someone to pull those weeds on my slope, build me a patio and finish landscaping my backyard.

/eye Stormfront

OK Panamah...

You know you could take those as metaphors for... other activities.

By the way, your backyard looks perfect to me. /wink

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I need someone to pull those weeds on my slope, build me a patio and finish landscaping my backyard.[/quote]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

The thing is, she really means her backyard. Then again it might be a gardening fetish. /hug Panamah

bad!

This threadith beith hijackithed.

Tell you what... come on over and I'll put you right to work on my "needs". Bwahahaaa! Better bring some gloves, it's bound to involve some heavy lifting and large tools.

How large? Maybe I could be persuaded to stop by and help..

O.o

Gloves?? You ARE a wild one.

<strong>How large? Maybe I could be persuaded to stop by and help..</strong>

Yeah, right....You only want to horn in on the action, just when Panamah is about to determine once and for all who has the largest tool in the shed.

Anybody making any further references to plowing, tilling, spading, raking, planting, spraying, crop dusting, crop rotations or the like will be summarily hung...like a horse.

crop dusting.

thanks and that is all.

I might be able to work with the second largest tool if I had to..or maybe Pan will be gracious to her houseguest and let me have the pick.

I have some miracle grow tucked away somewhere that I could bring. And I know how to use it.

Lets see... how about you can use the hand-trowel. But I get to use the 50' hose and the hose reel.

Oh boy... never knew gardening could be so exciting!

ake sure those gloves are leather!

Yeah, bring the Miracle Grow! You never know. When it gets really hot things might wilt.

/em wanders off to fertilize her ground cover....

No man wants the gardens too fertile...

LOL! Only a guy could take the things Panamah listed and turn them into sexual innuendo. By the way I am a guy but I still found it funny. LOL!

Ssssshhhh! Autumn... don't want to scare off my team of "helpers". Laying in a patio is a lot of work! Wink, wink, nod, nod.