Hey guys and gals, one of my friends posted this on my guild's message boards and I thought I might share it with you because I never heard this before.

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me."

If you have any other dopey but funny jokes like this post em here.

Baby seal walks into a club.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and says, "Why the long face?"

Man walks into a bar with jumper cables tied around his neck.

Bouncer stops him and tells him that there is a dress code and he must get a tie.

Man says, "Can't I just wear these jumper cables?"

Bouncer says, "Ok, just don't start anything!"

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, they both sit down and start drinking. After a few hours the giraffe has obviously had too much and falls over. The man gets up to leave but the barmaid says, “You can't leave that lying there!” To which the man replies, “That's not a lion, it's a giraffe...”.

Larellion Rainstorm - Storm Warden of Tunare

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Two Viagra walk into a bar and sit down next to a couple of marijuana plants having a drink. One marijuana plant turns to the two Viagras and ask them to settle an aurgument.

"Do you think we should be legalized?" asks the marijuana plant.

"Nope," the Viagras quickly respond.

"How can you say that?" the marijuana plant continues.

"Because we are hard on drugs," the Viagra explains.

Three men are walking down the street. Two of the men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Perryn

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender asks, "Why do you have that steering wheel on your crotch?" Pirate replies "Argh, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

Perryn

Lone Ranger and Tanto pull up outside the saloon. Silver, the Lone Rangers horse, is very hot. The LR asks Tanto if he would mind running around Silver to create a breeze and cool him off. Tanto replies, "Yes Keemosabie."

The LR heads into the saloon and downs a couple beers and forgets about Tanto. A short while later a man walks into the bar and says, "Whoever owns the white horse, you left your injun running."

omg... the pirate joke damn near made me bust a gut... LMAO..

i can just hear him saying it outloud too...

think im gonna wear that asa costume at the next renfest... LMAO.... arggghhh.. i dunno, but its driving me nuts... hahahahahahaha

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

A man in a bar with alzheimers finds that joke funny.....again.

(Psst. Kin, scroll up a few jokes)

There once was a smooth-talking Druid
Whose maner of living was luid.
He'd engage Druid lasses
In small talk - no passes,
But the first thing they knew they'd been scruid.

--John Ciardi--

My apologies up front for this one being a bit long-winded....

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on
the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot
high,
and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time
pulls
out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which
he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and
starts playing a piece by Mozart.

"Where on earth did you get that?" Says the bartender. The man responded by
reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic lamp. He
hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then
a
beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish" she
says.

The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had
always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without even
hesitating, he says: "I want a million bucks."

So the genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke.

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with
ducks.

The bartender turns to the man and says: "Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf.
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"I know" says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Yet another....

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

I'd tell you a joke about a wall, but I didn't think you'd get over it.