/em sung to the tune of "The Wanderer" by Dion and the Belmonts...

Oh well I'm the kinda druid who will never settle down.
Where the mobs are, you know that I'm around.
I kite and I nuke 'em, cuz to me they're all the same
I root 'em and I DoT 'em, they don't even know my name

Cuz I'm a Wanderer...yeah I'm a wanderer
I port around around around around

Well, there's Naggy on left and Voxy on my right
and the Efreeti is the mob that I'll be with tonite
And VI askes which one I like the best
I'll tear open my shroud and show 'em PharaDar on my chest

Cuz I'm a Wanderer...yeah I'm a wanderer
I port around around around around'

Oh well I port from town to town
I go through Norrath without a care
And I'm as Happy as a clown
with my 2 furry feet but I'm going nowhere

Cuz I'm a Wanderer...yeah I'm a wanderer
I port around around around around

-Luupus Lvl 51 Druid
Your Friendly Neighborhood Wanderer
Terris-Thule

"Like A Druid"

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how leet I was
Until I found you

I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a druid
Sowed for the very first time
Like a druid
When your leaves blow
In my eyes

Gonna click you day and night, toy
My buffs are fading fast
Been saving mana for mobs
'Cause only dots can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me wise
Oh your dot wore off
Yeah, your dot wore off
Recast for mobs' demise

Like a druid
Sowed for the very first time
Like a druid
With your green leaves
Before my eyes

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
You'll blow leaves till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
All minty fresh inside

Like a druid
Sowed for the very first time
Like a druid
With your green leaves
In my eyes

Like a druid, ooh, ooh
Like a druid
Feels so good inside
When your leaves blow, and the dot sticks, and the mob dies

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Norrath
Can't you see my leaves blow
For the very first time?