Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website (http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm)

"The pleasure is unexampled. "

"Soon, Roy Orbison is entirely wrapped in cling-film. I thank God that I was born to live this minute."

"The satisfaction is unparalleled by anything in my previous existence."

"Soon, Roy Orbison is wrapped up in Clingfilm. I let out a soft mew of content and mutely acknowledge that all things work for the best in this world."

"Soon, Roy Orbison stands before all of Dusseldorf wrapped up in clingfilm. Silent white light floods my whole being and I become one with the universe"

LOL! This is my favorite:

The crowd turns ugly. They storm the podium with various cries.

'Seize him.'

'Disarrange his clothing.'

'Take away his terrapin.'

'Confiscate his cling-film.'

'Banish him to a distant province.'

It just occurred to me, this is a british person making fun of germans. :p

K, perhaps i'm misinformed, or retarded, i take it that "cling-film" is plastic wrap/shrink wrap of some sort, but why is he being wrapped up? i am perturbed....

Thankfully I haven't seen it, as it sounds disturbing, but it sounds like... kinda, if you don't know why then you don't *want* to know why or are too young :)

Interesting Roy Orbison in Clingwrap Haiku:

Cling wrap tucked him up.
He was a Pretty Woman,
Androgynous Roy.

Tin foil will not do.
A Traveling Wilbury
deserves cling wrap love.

Fat, fleshy, and pale,
Roy must be wrapped up tightly.
He must not ooze out.

Only the lonely
know how a self-slapped ass stings,
when cling wrap befriends