http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm

Because you can't toss dwarves in Canada. /nod

OMG... where do you find these things? :)

other boards....I share =)

What I want to know is does "Her Majesty" actually read these things and just shake her head?

nah, she probably just hangs out in her sitting room, watching Eastenders and smoking fags like the rest of England...

smoking fags...

you mean shooting, ehm, now what is the political correct word I can use so that half the board doesn't jump on my case...?

Smoking fags, is having a cigarette!!! sheeesh..

One wonders how the Act defines "dwarves." For example, at what height does it become permissible to toss people?

Originally posted by Scirocco
One wonders how the Act defines "dwarves." For example, at what height does it become permissible to toss people?

Well, I think the simplest way would be to just use the D&D 3.5 Player's Guide /nod.

One wonders how the Act defines "dwarves." For example, at what height does it become permissible to toss people?

Originally posted by Scirocco
One wonders how the Act defines "dwarves." For example, at what height does it become permissible to toss people?
You must be *this* tall...

rofl

Reminds me yesterday at lunch, I was describing to my English boyfriend the only rules in the Constitution that stipulate who can and can not be President (35 years old and born in the U.S.). He said that seemed like really odd rules...sort of like a ride..."You must be this tall to be President of the United States". =D

It also isn't entirely clear on what "tossing" is defined as. Are "lobbing," "pitching," and other similar acts prohibited?

Hmm, I just realized that the dwarf tossing ban has a very unfortunate side effect for dwarves.

I mean, it must really suck to be a teenaged male dwarf in canada...lord knows I could never had made it through ages 13-17 without tossing.

Lol.. and that brings a disturbing image of what dwarf tossing is to mind... :p