Ok, just got a junk mail called:

1) Subject: Increase your drive!
a) A new car offer
b) An upgrade for disk drive
c) Some herbal product to make you feel sexay

2) Subject: Notice of Overdue Account
a) An overdue account notice from my car loan
b) A penis enlargement advertisement
c) Take a survey to earn cash

3) Subject: Someone sent a Blind Date Request
a) Some guy saw me accidently drop a business card and he is asking for a date via email.
b) Someone named Cindy has spammed a lot of people, me included, saying we asked her for a blind date and we just need to visit the URL to seal the deal.
c) Penis enlargement advertisement.

Subject:It makes me feel like gold
1) Penis enlargement
2) Viagra
3) Human growth hormones


Ok post your answers!


Answers are: c, c, b, 3

Answer to all: penis enlargement

But then, you think a larger penis is the answer to everything, don't you, Chenier?

;)

Well, considering about 90% of the spam I get deals with penis enlargement, I'd have to agree with Chenier... but that wasn't the choice on all of them :(

So I'll go with c - b - c - 1 :)

C, C, B, 3

Gold is heavy and rather inanimate, why would I wan't to feel like that?

Now that I answered your survey, will you please stop sending me spam about vibrators and green cards; and NO, for the last time I don't need a job, I like the one I have.

Since when did a person's vibrator need a greencard?

I don't write them, I just delete them.

b b b 2

Lately a multitude of people have taking a keen interest in the cleanliness of my colon. *boggle*

Lately a multitude of people have taking a keen interest in the cleanliness of my colon. *boggle*

Heh! That's funny too. Actually colons are quite clean, if you were to look at one they're all pink inside. The stories of food getting stuck in them are just stories. There's one old tale that "colon cleaners" like to tell of getting 20 year old corn flakes out of people's colons. Yeah... right.

Originally posted by Scirocco
But then, you think a larger penis is the answer to everything, don't you, Chenier?

;)
It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, baby.

But when the seas get rough, a little dinghy will get lost in the waves....;)

That's why you've got to provide a safe harbor. /nod

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Pie's in the oven, turkey is still thawing, cooking down the neck, liver and heart for the kitties, bread stuffing is cut and drying...next up, curry rub for the turk and mashed potatoes...

My hands hurt already. =P