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Panamah
11-29-2003, 03:45 PM
Good article: http://www.sciencenews.org/20031129/food.asp

Reason #1: No sex for joo!

The narrowing of breeding lines, for the sake of producing a consistent product, has come at the price of the birds' ability to survive off the farm. For instance, the quick-growing birds develop such large breasts that males can no longer mount females. So they are totally dependent on human-managed artificial insemination for their reproduction. The birds have also become increasingly vulnerable to pathogens, Russell notes.



Reason #2: No running marathons
For instance, Russell notes, as late as the 1950s, many turkeys were driven to market by the hundreds or thousands, much like cattle. "That's where the dance—turkey trot—comes from," he explains—from the birds' gait as they were herded to market, sometimes over distances of 100 or more miles. "But with the modern broad-breasted turkey," he contends, "if you tried to drive them anywhere, they'd either go down [from weak] legs or die from a heart attack within in the first half mile."

Reason #3: Life expectancy
odern broad-breasted turkeys have been bred for tenderness and rapid weight gain, which allows them to go to market fast. Most are killed at about 16 weeks, but some poultry producers slaughter the birds as early as 8 weeks after hatching.

Stormlin
11-29-2003, 03:48 PM
Reason #1: No sex for joo!


/gasp

The horror...

Hold me Pana....

Cloudien
11-29-2003, 07:15 PM
/smile

What gets me with all these ceramonies is, the turkey is always smiling.

ERR you're about to get your head lopped off, plucked, body shoved in an over and cooked, then eaten. Why so happy?!

Panamah
11-29-2003, 09:24 PM
I gotta admit, I sure do love to eat 'em though!

Chenier
12-01-2003, 11:38 AM
I've been to a poultry packaging facility. Blood and feathers EVERYWHERE.

I have no problem with blood and gore IRL, but the hang the birds by their feets on these hooks. Then the line travels through a darkened room (the dark, supposedly calms them - would you be calm hanging by your feet in a dark room?) where a little man with a sharp knife cuts their throats and they bleed to death.

Yup, I love turkey too. Nummy. =)

Scirocco
12-01-2003, 05:45 PM
Hold me Pana....


She probably would, except the oversized man-breasts get in the way. That's what you get for eating too much turkey, I suppose....;)

Panamah
12-01-2003, 06:24 PM
On NPR they had a segment on an old fashioned poultry shop in, I think, NYC where you actually get to pick out a live bird and they nip out back and kill it for you. A lot of immigrants prefer this and claim the meat is a lot better. I dunno, I think it might be more humane for the bird too than the commercial large scale breeders.

Geez, being a omnivore comes with a heavy burden of guilt sometimes when I actually stop and think about it. Maybe I'll eat more fish, I really can't identify with fish. Except that the worlds fish populations are being hugely over-fished and that's going to cause problems.

There's only one solution... become a black widow spider. Eat your mate!

Come here, Stormlin, let Panamah make you feel better... /cackle

Dennis
12-03-2003, 09:56 PM
Not one single turkey that has been pardoned by a President Bush or Clinton (since 1988's turkey pardoned by Reagan) has lived to the next Thanksgiving.

Why? The turkeys they pardon are grown for eating. By the time they are pardoned, they are so overweight (read: good meat) that they die shortly thereafter anyway.

mmmmm... turkey.