I was cleaning up my favorites file and found these. They always make me laugh so hard.

The best: http://uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort/romjul.htm

Then there's a hamlet and some other stuff: http://uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort

Oh, be sure to listen to it with the speakers on. The music really sets the proper mood, and it's good music!

Ugh, avoid the power of suxors, it's not so good.