Aidon
02-13-2004, 04:20 PM
From the FAQ thread on EQ Druids:
Q. How do I apply to the Bitter Clerics Club (B.C.C.)?
A. Aah so you seek to join us now, do ya? Well lad, the Bitter Clerics Club is never closed for worthy apprentices. Now, of you are a dwarf will it make it a lot easier for me to explain what you need to accomplish. I don’t have to explain why only the best of the dwarfen brewed beer is good enough instead of the brewed orc manure they call beer in Freeport or the ant piss the highelves drink.
Now, first you need to prove that you are actually as bitter as you claim to be and a worthy member of the BCC. You need to sneak your way into the Druids Grove. Now, this might seem hard but all you have to do is remember they are druids, do a /shout Rare spawn in NW corner and you will see a stampede of puppets and wolfs running away, including the sentries they placed guarding the entrance! Now, as you enter the DG is it best if you disguise yourself by wearing similar gear like them. So put away that hammer and pick up a paw of oppola, forget that plate armor and get some leather and stretch it out over yourself in a mix matched fashion. There ya go, even I could take you for a druid on a rainy day! Now, if anyone asks, you’re a Halfling, due to their numbers are you sure to be able to pass as someone’s grandparents next cousin’s nephew!
Now, the person you need to find is Aidon. How do you find him? He preaches daily so simply follow the crowds. Now, as you get close to Aidon get out the vial and, what do you mean what vial? The vial I told you get earlier you slow witted runt! What do you mean I have not told you about the vial?! I am damn sure I did, but since you seem to be as quick to grasp a concept as a kelp wurm that is drunk as the tide leaves will I explain it to you once again slooooowly.
You go to an enchanter and say, “Almighty is the power of the Bitter Clerics Club” and see how he goes into a Trans. He will start to mix and match different powders and metals while singing strange incantations and you will end up with a vial. How do you know the enchanter know the spell? Have some faith lad, the BCC smuggled it into the Clarity line of spells, and they are all infected by it and unknowingly assist us.
Now, we got the vial, you remember it this time right? You get close to Aidon and open it. It will start to fill out of thin air that is pure bitterness you’re seeing gathering inside the vial. It is strongest around Aidon so to fill it up you need to get close to him. Now, as it is filled make sure you seal it tight; you don't want it to get out when you’re on your way back to Kaladim. As you get there, go to the deepest caverns and caves of Kaladim and ask your way to the best brewer, show him the vial and say that you need a BCC special. He will take your vial and go away. This will take a while so why not start in on that free bear they got behind the bar disk, I am sure he won’t mind, your only taking Brell’s part right?
As he comes back will he have a new and smaller vial with him with pure bitterness without the druidic taint in it and a big beer mug with some of Kaladim’s finest to get it go down. Now, you open the new vial; pour the content into the mug and sweep it down in one go as a true Dwarf. Of course if you are one of those nancy pancy elfs or humans would you have to sit and sip it down but that aren't a problem for ya I hope! When that is done I only have one thing to say, Welcome home brother, we missed you! You are now a full fledged member of the Bitter Crusade! Claim your title on this board and otherwise.
They pay homage to the original Bitter!
Pan, you never told me about this? =P
Q. How do I apply to the Bitter Clerics Club (B.C.C.)?
A. Aah so you seek to join us now, do ya? Well lad, the Bitter Clerics Club is never closed for worthy apprentices. Now, of you are a dwarf will it make it a lot easier for me to explain what you need to accomplish. I don’t have to explain why only the best of the dwarfen brewed beer is good enough instead of the brewed orc manure they call beer in Freeport or the ant piss the highelves drink.
Now, first you need to prove that you are actually as bitter as you claim to be and a worthy member of the BCC. You need to sneak your way into the Druids Grove. Now, this might seem hard but all you have to do is remember they are druids, do a /shout Rare spawn in NW corner and you will see a stampede of puppets and wolfs running away, including the sentries they placed guarding the entrance! Now, as you enter the DG is it best if you disguise yourself by wearing similar gear like them. So put away that hammer and pick up a paw of oppola, forget that plate armor and get some leather and stretch it out over yourself in a mix matched fashion. There ya go, even I could take you for a druid on a rainy day! Now, if anyone asks, you’re a Halfling, due to their numbers are you sure to be able to pass as someone’s grandparents next cousin’s nephew!
Now, the person you need to find is Aidon. How do you find him? He preaches daily so simply follow the crowds. Now, as you get close to Aidon get out the vial and, what do you mean what vial? The vial I told you get earlier you slow witted runt! What do you mean I have not told you about the vial?! I am damn sure I did, but since you seem to be as quick to grasp a concept as a kelp wurm that is drunk as the tide leaves will I explain it to you once again slooooowly.
You go to an enchanter and say, “Almighty is the power of the Bitter Clerics Club” and see how he goes into a Trans. He will start to mix and match different powders and metals while singing strange incantations and you will end up with a vial. How do you know the enchanter know the spell? Have some faith lad, the BCC smuggled it into the Clarity line of spells, and they are all infected by it and unknowingly assist us.
Now, we got the vial, you remember it this time right? You get close to Aidon and open it. It will start to fill out of thin air that is pure bitterness you’re seeing gathering inside the vial. It is strongest around Aidon so to fill it up you need to get close to him. Now, as it is filled make sure you seal it tight; you don't want it to get out when you’re on your way back to Kaladim. As you get there, go to the deepest caverns and caves of Kaladim and ask your way to the best brewer, show him the vial and say that you need a BCC special. He will take your vial and go away. This will take a while so why not start in on that free bear they got behind the bar disk, I am sure he won’t mind, your only taking Brell’s part right?
As he comes back will he have a new and smaller vial with him with pure bitterness without the druidic taint in it and a big beer mug with some of Kaladim’s finest to get it go down. Now, you open the new vial; pour the content into the mug and sweep it down in one go as a true Dwarf. Of course if you are one of those nancy pancy elfs or humans would you have to sit and sip it down but that aren't a problem for ya I hope! When that is done I only have one thing to say, Welcome home brother, we missed you! You are now a full fledged member of the Bitter Crusade! Claim your title on this board and otherwise.
They pay homage to the original Bitter!
Pan, you never told me about this? =P