What's the first thing I noticed upon logging into EQ after recieving the GoD data? Firiona Vie has her ample bossum on the loading screen once more.

Long live the bossum.

Serberus

Yes, and it's disgusting =-p Giant breasts = ugh.

I beg to differ.


PS: funny statement considering your sig. :p

Eh, they're nothing compared to FV's =-p And fairly accurate for ingame woof elf models, but talk to my girlfriend, she's the one who made it =-p

Woof Elf....

Wonder if they're any relation to Wood Elves. ;)
I know. Woof Elves pee on Wood Elves :p

Yeah, she really let herself go, they starting to sag allittle to. she needs to quit the burgerking and sitting around and hit the gym and buff up, do that atkins diet that everyone seems to be doing. :devil-lau
Or it could be that she is 200 hundred years old and time caught up with her.

Maybe she just needs some Covergirl?

Maybe she's preggers?

They no longer using Keith Parkinson.

She's no longer using that "stick".

Every expansion comes out and everyone cries FV has huge boobs. I've never noticed it myself.

Hmm I didn't know the woman in the pic its FV. Thought it was some random newbie wizard. :p

Yeah she really let herself go in this expansion. LDoN she was pretty tight and had a 6 pack. Now she is sagging. Certainly she has seen better days. She is looking a bit Cartoony too.

Any chance of getting a pic of her online?
I'm retired and don't have access to EQ any more, but I'm curious, I've always had the hots for FV :p

omg lmao

http://everquest.station.sony.com/gatesofdiscord/

Ok, I did not even notice the new rack. You guys need to get a grip; next you'll be opening up the old Betty or Wilma debate :halo:

wow.. i never knew that was firiona vie lol, didnt notice the new boobies either, you guys got problems =P
now if the woodelves in game all of a sudden had a bigger rack, thatd be a much more noticeable thing...........

Considering how often I'm getting dumped to server select, and staring at 1017, and then that damn loading screen again, it's not surprising to notice little things about it, after the 50th time in a single day =-p

Actually I do have to admit it was the first thing I notice when I logged on that day but, I have to say it didn't impress me that much. That art is pretty bad. FV looks totally unrealistic. Not only her Breast but her waste looks like one of those victorian corset women. I'd say she is missing just a few ribs. Not only that her face isn't as appealing as I have ever seen it. I'm really wondering what happened to the artist from LDoN. This art looks like someone hired a kid out of highschool to do it. It's almost Anime like.

Is Keith Parkinson still painting their art? He used to.

They no longer using Keith Parkinson.

Long live the bosom.


Amen.

Heck of a first post ehhh? Long time player and former druid that has at long last come back to the class. It's been roughly 2 years since I last ran a druid, I imagine much has changed but keep them giant boobies coming and I'll either figure it out or at least be pleasantly diverted.

Well this thread was worth a laugh... playing a GAME and people are upset that FV looks "cartoonish" and not "real", that her chest size has returned but is saggy..... You're the guys who keep old models on and drool every time a wood elf dies, aren't you? Or maybe the guys who play a female toon so that you can change the camera to the backside view? :D

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Oh yeah... 34 DD that doesn't sag a bit?... VERY realistic. For a Barbie Doll! :) Or else you are looking at a modern feat in bra engineering!

Keith Parkinson is working w/ Sigil on their game art.

Brad clearly believes in the "if it aint broke, dont fix it" axiom.

Wilma definitely.

The red hair does it for me :p

nooo no no no no..

Gotta be Betty, Wilma is too much of a porker and looks too old imo =)

I can see another 400 page thread to rival the druid CH one coming from this.

/nods

Serberus

Or maybe the guys who play a female toon so that you can change the camera to the backside view?

I'll take "Manginas" for $1000 Alex!

I wish they continued with thier Firiona Vie storyline from Kunark and Velious (Befallen, etc.). Seemed like just when it started getting interesting they got distracted. You'd figure the main heroine of EverQuest and logo would have some impact on the storyline. I guess Norrath's media is just like our own - they can only sensationalize one thing at a time. :banghead_

Perhaps when the GMs next hold an event at the Arena, she can come by and flash a buppie? :rolleyes:

Silly Druids, get a grip on yourselves. She's a high elf :p. Well you know how it is once you become famous you start changing your appearance. Guess I never noticed FV looked any different either..

Ahh the Red Dwarf Wilma v Betty argument.

One of my favourites.

Leela > all

Silly Druids, get a grip on yourselves. She's a high elf :p. So's Tunare. Figure THAT one out.........

Haha, so true Arienne

But FV is a Paladin.. I pitty her poor armorer every time he has to rebuild the BP for her...

Silly Druids, get a grip on yourselves. She's a high elf .


That's an unfortunate choice of words. Are you sure you want them gripping themselves??

Firiona Vie meets Extreme Makeover.

My choice of words seems to get me in trouble all the time ;)

"Is Keith Parkinson still painting their art?"

Nope.

"Keith's on the move!

Keith leaves hot and sunny Arizona this weekend for the perfect southern CA climate to begin his new position as Art Director at Sigil Games, located in Carlsbad, CA. For more info visit http://www.sigilgames.com."

Additionally... T. King

"SAN DIEGO, California. – Dec. 1, 2003 -- Sigil Games Online, Inc. today announced the addition of four well-known and award-winning artists to the team already working on the first truly third generation massively multiplayer game. Den Beauvais will join Sigil as Senior Artist, while Brom and Don Maitz create concept art for the game, with industry veteran Tom King handling the User Interface. "

big conehead, hanging breasts, short chest and short legs - she looks like bleached erudite with elf ears. i think they just admited that eruds feel so alone with their proportions, so they start to adjust other races to them.

that was what i thought when i saw her. and not only high elves. dark elves got dark brown as if they felt in plane of disease pool of kxzlt. realy amazing art :banghead_

"SAN DIEGO, California. – Dec. 1, 2003 -- Sigil Games Online, Inc. today announced the addition of four well-known and award-winning artists to the team already working on the first truly third generation massively multiplayer game. Den Beauvais will join Sigil as Senior Artist, while Brom and Don Maitz create concept art for the game, with industry veteran Tom King handling the User Interface. "Nice for Tom King. He made some gorgeous additions to EQ interfaces and this move is certainly well deserved! I'm so pleased to see this!

I don't know, but the latest incarnation looks like she just got off of a 2 month bender down in the dwarven ale houses... She is shorter, scrawnier and less firm.. Maybe even paler at that.. Just not the same Princess we all knew and lusted after.. er.. I mean loved.

Maybe she bought the 5000 point ldon breast augmentations and had em augmented. And just maybe they are bugged and need to be nerfed!

Maybe she bought the 5000 point ldon breast augmentations and had em augmented. And just maybe they are bugged and need to be nerfed!You can always hope that they were bought with bugged tribute points and will be deflated with the next patch.

FV is a paladin? I always thought she was a wizard...

And speaking of Tunare, wish they'd remake her with the new models - she's scary looking...

And /agree on the FV lore; I thought at one point we were all supposed to be "looking for her", some sort of quest that can be done once on each server (a la Sleeper)...think it would be neat if she could be returned to her city or Felwithe or something...then she herself could give quests or something nifty...

That was the Kunark opener, wasn't it? When that nasty lizard man kidnapped poor Firiona and did the bondage thing with her all tied up on the login screen?

She's the only Paladin on Norrath who wears cloth armor :rolleyes:

After a year or so they had the quest session in Skyfire where we met FV and killed some badguy that was giving her problems. Supposedly she returned back home after that. High Elf paladins.. cloth and a stick. you know she has to be a princess.

FV is a paladin? I always thought she was a wizard...

e too, first time saw a pally wear silk armor and wield a wooden staff lol.

Ahh the Red Dwarf Wilma v Betty argument.

One of my favourites.

Leela > all

This is an insane conversation...she'd never leave Fred and we know it...

ach, mein got! someone else actually watched Red Dwarf, too? /cackle haven't seen that show for ages.

incidentally, Betty. no contest.

Would you like some toast? Some nice crispy brown toast?

How bout a bagel?

Yikes! Now there's a good use for that silly levitate spell we never use anymore.

Yikes! Now there's a good use for that silly levitate spell we never use anymore.

No visibile means of support? /snicker

I almost wish I hadn't deleted EQ off my HD so I could see what this bimbo looks like this incarnation.

How come they don't put up studly monk-muffins with generous endowments for the female audience to drool over?

/sigh How many decades before computer game makers realize they have a large female audience?

How come they don't put up studly monk-muffins with generous endowments for the female audience to drool over?

Here ya go:

http://fohguild.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=10217

That screenshot is from Warhammer Online btw. That jester fellow is, um, well endowed all right. To the point of absurdity.

Ole' Firiona Vie looks like she needs a Wonderbra in the latest artwork.

LOL! That reminds me of a Blackadder episode where he had a special codpiece he wore because it "terrifies the clergy".

Panamah...

http://everquest.station.sony.com/gatesofdiscord/

she needs levitate. nod. guess gravity has been taking its toll on her.

The GoD splashscreen looks like it was done by a fantasy "artist" named Jeff Easley - hate the guy's work, personally. As you can see, he likes making Dark Elves look like old, wrinkled Erudites with this insane amount of foofy white hair. Shame the other artist went over to Sigil...

As a boob man of almost 43 years I believe I am qualified to speak and judge what is or is not a fine rack. Those ta-tas are perfect as they are, what's wrong with you people? I see no droopage, just a nice, gravity defying, bodacious set of dirty pillows.

This makes me laugh every time I watch the EQ loader these days. You know the picture in the bottom left corner, the AmpleAmazon with the feather from the original box art? She has tan lines on her bosom. WTH?

"Normally I wear something with more coverage, but I'm going into battle now, time for my bathing suit."

/shrug, maybe she's on CR or something :rolleyes:

Even worse the face on the latest incarnation looks like she walked into a pair of closing doors. What is with the cheekless narrow face with lips from side to side? Guess the gravity from below the shoulders pulled everything above the shoulders down.. Maybe she just got done sucking a lemon or something.

Edit: P.S. Yes definately Betty.

She's not a paladin, she's a figure skater. That's what that outfit reminds me of.

Besides!

TeriMoon
Queen of Boobies
(2/20/04 2:56 pm)
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http://pub141.ezboard.com/fveeshansfuryfrm21.showMessage?topicID=547.topic

I intend to keep my title, thanks. Tunare likes me better.

Apologies for the lil' bump.

Anyway, I retired a couple days before GoD, so I'd never seen the new FV, till this thread. The first thing to come to mind?

http://www.sequentialtart.com/archive/july02/bb_0702.shtml

Specifically the anatomy bit (if I could find the column that dealt with the clothing appearance on boobs, I'd link that too)

Is it just me, or does the dark elf girl look like she's drawn by someone completely different?

At least FV can keep the constipated axe guy company. I don't know if he is supposed to be a berserker throwing axes or an escaped extra from a Conan rip off.

I'm glad I quit.

I have to just say this. My DH would love for me to have a toon that looks like her! Or hell, would love me to just look like her, forget having a toon like that. :D

LOL! Funny stuff. As I recall, the first elf princess was an enchantress. She was being held in High Hold Keep and there was a quest to save her. She was on the top floor behind a fake wall. She wore chainmail (WTF?) and had an enchanter pet. A little while later the quest was killed off and then Kunark came out.

And her bust could be worse. They could be beach ball breasts!

Is it wrong that i sleep with my EQ box cause FV is on it??

Wrong maybe not. Very strange you bet.

Do you just 'sleep' with it? Or do you stare at it all night, caressing it's tender form, whispering soft words of contentment in its, ehm, ear, and then get into a frollic??

Actually, don't answer that :p

Every pic I saw suggests that FV its a wizard and not a pally ! Ever saw a pally wearing robes, waving a wooden staff and cast magical fireballs? just don't make sense :p

She's a Paladard,
or perhaps a Wizadin.
She's got large breasts
and a dimple on her chin.

She's a saucy minx,
there ain't no denyin'
the girls all hate her
and the boys are all cryin'

But one thing is certain
its just the death of me
there ain't much that rhymes
with Firionia Vie.

Every pic I saw suggests that FV its a wizard and not a pally ! Ever saw a pally wearing robes, waving a wooden staff and cast magical fireballs? just don't make sense :pWell I saw the pally-in-a-robe part last night! Yay EQ graphic bugs.

HOWEVER.... I have never seen a lingerie model carrying a staff like that before. Victoria's Secret has some catching up to do.

I've always referred to them as "BowlingBallBoobs". You leaf through any gamer magazine and 99% of all the 'fantasy' female pics have Bowling Ball Boobs. Majority of the graphic designers are males. So, we got a bunch of boob men out there. [grin]

Also, at one point the patch screen chest area of Firiona was disproportionate. Like she has a boob job go bad. The cleavage was wrong. Don't they have any females reviewing these graphics for accuracy? LOL - there's a job title for ya.

just my 2cp worth, be gentle.
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