Panamah
04-11-2004, 01:09 PM
Ok, you've heard all the class complaints and wishes. But what if we translated them to real life? Here's a few:
In EQ: Clerics want invisibility
In RL: The clergy want invisibility. It's not fair that secular people, farmers, computer programmers and the like, can become invisible. The Pope himself appealed to SOE for invisibility after an invisible dry-wall hanger stole his hat during mass.
In EQ: Druids want an animal based "slow"
In RL: CNN Reports: Today members of the Pagan movement staged a protest at Stone Henge asking for animal tranquilizing guns from SOE. They clutched the crystals around their necks and prayed and chanted until it began to rain. Then they claimed they actually were praying for rain and they went home.
In EQ: Shamans want better heals.
In RL: The Maori Tribal Shamans Association met outside the capital of Australia, Canberra, to protest the lack of funds for proper medical training. Armiri Magunta, a shaman, complained, "Our healing skills have fallen behind those of Western medicine. Our people are losing faith in faith healing!".
In EQ: Rogues think Ranger's with trueshot are overpowered.
In RL: The Teamsters Union crashed a meeting of Wildlife Preserve Rangers in Yosemite. The Teamsters, protesting that Rangers are overpowered, broke the bows and arrows of the Rangers and created an enormous bon fire of the broken weapons. A scuffle ensued and was only ended when the local constabulary arrived. The Teamsters escaped into the surrounding area and the rangers tried to track them down but they failed to find any of the Ruffians.
In EQ: Clerics want invisibility
In RL: The clergy want invisibility. It's not fair that secular people, farmers, computer programmers and the like, can become invisible. The Pope himself appealed to SOE for invisibility after an invisible dry-wall hanger stole his hat during mass.
In EQ: Druids want an animal based "slow"
In RL: CNN Reports: Today members of the Pagan movement staged a protest at Stone Henge asking for animal tranquilizing guns from SOE. They clutched the crystals around their necks and prayed and chanted until it began to rain. Then they claimed they actually were praying for rain and they went home.
In EQ: Shamans want better heals.
In RL: The Maori Tribal Shamans Association met outside the capital of Australia, Canberra, to protest the lack of funds for proper medical training. Armiri Magunta, a shaman, complained, "Our healing skills have fallen behind those of Western medicine. Our people are losing faith in faith healing!".
In EQ: Rogues think Ranger's with trueshot are overpowered.
In RL: The Teamsters Union crashed a meeting of Wildlife Preserve Rangers in Yosemite. The Teamsters, protesting that Rangers are overpowered, broke the bows and arrows of the Rangers and created an enormous bon fire of the broken weapons. A scuffle ensued and was only ended when the local constabulary arrived. The Teamsters escaped into the surrounding area and the rangers tried to track them down but they failed to find any of the Ruffians.