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alyn cross
05-21-2004, 05:28 PM
Why?

Why, why, why?!

Why on earth would you announce plans to produce new material before the most recent is 'finished'?

Well, excuse me if someone already suggested this, but here goes, and it's so far out of soe's m/o that i can see why many miss it....

EQ2 occurs after some cataclysm befalls norrath. Obviously this story must be known before eq2 can 'happen'. Been watching the messages at the loading screen? I have. Reading the story behind the wayfarer's and the legion of mata muram? I have. It adds up. Now, after five years, they've finally had to place the story back in the rpg, so the sequal can make sense!

And that is why it's so far out of their normal behaviour that many of us missed it entirely....

so... uh... yeah... i was a little too excited about figuring this out, i guess. if someone already posted words to this effect... um... sorry i'm late. /cackle

Tiane
05-21-2004, 05:44 PM
Step 1 - Release Expansion

Step 2 - Steal Underpants

Step 3 - ??

Step 4 - Profit!

alyn cross
05-21-2004, 05:57 PM
are you suggesting that underpants nomes are the horrible catastrophy that norrath endures? /shudder!

/cackle

Solice Farwalker
05-21-2004, 05:58 PM
Lol, I like people that can still get excited; as for myself, I quit even thinking about EQII when I realized it is actually the Dark Age of Everquest.

Seriena
05-21-2004, 06:12 PM
hmm, not really related but I read "norrath endures" and norrath underoos for some reason..then I started thinking...norrath underoos, imagine that in marketing! Order EQ2 and get a free pair of Norrath Underoos with all your favorite gods and monsters...

Sorry, back to your regularly scheduled topic.

alyn cross
05-21-2004, 06:34 PM
you'd have 4 year old versions of underoo clad 'zek brothers beating each other up! just imagine tallon and vallon at age 4!

/cackle

Kulothar
05-24-2004, 07:30 AM
Roos Clues...

Arienne
05-24-2004, 09:57 AM
Step 1 - Release Expansion

Step 2 - Steal Underpants

Step 3 - ??

Step 4 - Profit!I think I have the missing step!!! After all these years!!

Step 1 - Release Expansion

Step 2 - Steal Underpants

Step 3 - TAUNT CUSTOMERS WITH "CLASS BALANCE" !!!!

Step 4 - Profit!

**note**
If you miss on step three, start over with a new step #1 but keep #3 going!



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