Arienne
02-04-2005, 02:26 PM
So for starters, let's talk about the vastly superior DANCING skills we Hoard(*) members have over the very out-of-date Alliance Dance Studios (ADS). It's quite obvious that the icon of Human dance step, Arthur Murray, has forsaken them all and has left the ADS in the hands of Jesus (pronounced "hay seus' ") of Azeroth with the Macarena and the John Travolta of the 80s.
Envy the troll woman! :)
Additionally, it's painfully obvious that the Alliance engineers are most inferior to the Hoard's(*). Do your faction a favor and refer back to Howard Hughes and his Jane Russell bra. The secret is in the underwiring and fabric. While bouncing all over the place may appear to be the perfect "eye candy" for the young Alliance men, you will pay a price! By the time you reach your senior years your women will be tripping over their saggy breasts.
And last, remember... when someone tells a Hoard(*) druid "You walk like a cow!"... it's a compliment!
Envy the troll woman! :)
Additionally, it's painfully obvious that the Alliance engineers are most inferior to the Hoard's(*). Do your faction a favor and refer back to Howard Hughes and his Jane Russell bra. The secret is in the underwiring and fabric. While bouncing all over the place may appear to be the perfect "eye candy" for the young Alliance men, you will pay a price! By the time you reach your senior years your women will be tripping over their saggy breasts.
And last, remember... when someone tells a Hoard(*) druid "You walk like a cow!"... it's a compliment!