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02-04-2005, 02:26 PM
So for starters, let's talk about the vastly superior DANCING skills we Hoard(*) members have over the very out-of-date Alliance Dance Studios (ADS). It's quite obvious that the icon of Human dance step, Arthur Murray, has forsaken them all and has left the ADS in the hands of Jesus (pronounced "hay seus' ") of Azeroth with the Macarena and the John Travolta of the 80s.

Envy the troll woman! :)

Additionally, it's painfully obvious that the Alliance engineers are most inferior to the Hoard's(*). Do your faction a favor and refer back to Howard Hughes and his Jane Russell bra. The secret is in the underwiring and fabric. While bouncing all over the place may appear to be the perfect "eye candy" for the young Alliance men, you will pay a price! By the time you reach your senior years your women will be tripping over their saggy breasts.

And last, remember... when someone tells a Hoard(*) druid "You walk like a cow!"... it's a compliment!

02-04-2005, 02:51 PM

02-04-2005, 04:32 PM
Not MY fault the Alliance got all the book learnin' :/ We still got da moves, mon!

King Burgundy
02-05-2005, 02:34 PM
Except for Taurens. Tauren males have the only dance I hate more than my own dwarven dance. ;) And I like the night elf Michael Jackson dance almost as much as I like the Orc's hammer dance. =)

02-17-2005, 11:41 AM
When you see us, Tauren, dance it makes you ask yourself....Is it really Peanut-Butter Jelly Time?