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07-14-2005, 03:02 PM
One of my druid guilides posted this on our guild forum. Enjoy!

the term druid can be used in many ways. I present this for your reading pleasure:

Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word druid
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "d"
Druid is the only word that is referred to as the "d"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Druid, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "druidin" which means to be uber
In English druid falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John druided Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley druids."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the druiding work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too druiding much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is druiding beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a druid!"
As a part of a word
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Druid the druiding druiders."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of druid
As in these examples describing situations such as
"I got druided at the used car lot."
"Ah druid it!"
"I guess I'm really druided now."
"Don't druid with me buddy"
"I don't understand this druiding question"
"Who the druid was that?"
"I don't like what the druid is going on here."
"He's a druid off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go druid yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!

07-14-2005, 05:02 PM
Did that take a lot of effort by him? :)

07-14-2005, 05:28 PM
Well however much effort it took to change all those to "druid"

07-15-2005, 11:36 AM
Copy into Word, Replace function, done. Yay?

07-15-2005, 12:47 PM
was thinking the same thing, didn't bother to post it. nice one :)

07-15-2005, 01:29 PM
Replace is actually my favorite function in Word :D

08-13-2005, 07:45 PM
hey, i remember a friend sending me this... but it doesn't use the "d" word, just the "F" word... which it is truely intended for i suppose... lame.

09-11-2005, 01:45 AM
that was pretty funny I remember the one with the F word:
F*** the F***ing F***ers!